I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook By Seamus O'Sparks on June 17, 2014 — 1 min read I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook. It makes me curious about my own political views. I really don’t know which party I belong to or where I fall on the whole left/right spectrum. Maybe you can help me out. What are you-politically-if you believe in cocaine fueled pagan pan-sexual orgies... More
Huge whooshing thanks to Loris Lowe and KLBJ FM for having us on the air last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on November 20, 2013 — 1 min read Huge whooshing thanks to Loris Lowe and KLBJ FM for having us on the air last night! We had so much fun! Thanks thanks thanks thanks hugs thanks LORIS! I hope we weren’t too much peppermint for a Tuesday. Thanks to everyone that tuned in as well! The interview went great and we were told... More
Oink! I’m tired. By Seamus O'Sparks on May 28, 2013 — 1 min read Oink! I’m tired. Bone tired. Bear tired. My wild rock-n-roll weekend has left me feeling like a grouchy Tuesday mook. How did Lord Byron do it? How does Gabriel Byrne do it? Maybe they didn’t/don’t have day jobs? My day job wants to eat me. The Tuesday wants to eat me. At any rate, I’m... More
Today is the actual Mardi Gras By Seamus O'Sparks on February 12, 2013 — 1 min read Today is the actual Mardi Gras. I hope you all have a very nice fat Tuesday, but please be careful. Please, please, please, please, please be careful. One time, me and my friend drove our motorcycles from L.A. to N.O. to celebrate the Mardi Gras. Oh, the adventures we had along the way! We got... More
Someone asked Junior what I – the poster of these “posts” – was like when angry By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2013 — 1 min read Someone asked Junior what I-the poster of these “posts”- was like when angry. Well, I’ll tell you this: don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. I change. My skin turns green and I grow in height and my muscles get all big and bulky. Penis stays the same( 🙁 ). I... More
It’s Tuesday By Seamus O'Sparks on July 19, 2011 — 1 min read It’s Tuesday. This reminds me of the time I was on a plane that crashed in the Andes and I had to resort to cannibalism. Only, the plane didn’t crash and it wasn’t the Andes. Man, that was an awkward moment in my life. And that Chicago song, “Wishing You Were Here” was playing in... More
Let’s all have a good Tuesday By Seamus O'Sparks on May 24, 2011 — 1 min read Let’s all have a good Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Let’s all have a good Tuesday, and make each other smile. Dear sweet Tuesday, please don’t be a bear. Be an ice-cream Tuesday filled with pies and butterflies. Don’t be a piggy Tuesday, be a good Tuesday. Don’t eat us, Tuesday. Be a kind Tuesday and let... More