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So at jury duty yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

So at jury duty yesterday the assistant D.A. was asking us questions to feel us out. She was cute. She asked me if I had a problem with people who used marijuana recreationally? I said, most people I knew used it dogmatically. Yeah-they would smoke and watch the weather channel and preach and rail about... More

Had jury duty today

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

Had jury duty today. They kicked me out. Apparently you can’t bring beer into court…AS I was hustled out of there I yelled, “I’m not out of order-you’re out of order! The WHOLE FREAKIN’ SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!!! You won’t have Seamus O Sparks to kick around anymore!!!!! Wonder who will be on my... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.