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Oh Say Can You Kneel: All mouth and no soul, welcome to the new American way

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 27, 2017 — 4 mins read

The Facebook has been burning the laughing fire over this football-kneeling-national anthem imbroglio. And man do I love it! Threads filled with screaming human drama; opinions hurled, feelings hurt, teeth bared-heads up. It’s definitely what I signed up for when I slithered on to this toxic piece of 21st century Neverland called social media. It... More

TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2016 — 1 min read

TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! We play at 11 pm. The Velvet Hues start the night at 10 pm. Remanon blows minds at midnight. Also, I (Seamus O Sparks) will be reading palms in the bathroom…for free. Yes sir, San Antonio, FREE HAND JOBS IN THE MEN’S ROOM AT 502 BAR TONIGHT!!!... More

I think I have the hand of GOD

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 8, 2013 — 1 min read

I think I have the hand of GOD. I carry around a duffel bag. It has very deep side compartment/pockets. It takes me forever to find my keys, and drugs, and porn, etc… Anything I stash in these “pockets” gets lost and takes an eternity of digging around to scrounge up. In the meantime, I... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.