People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue By Seamus O'Sparks on June 5, 2016 — 1 min read People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue. I think people should go potty wherever they’re comfortable. I feel best when I go outside. I love it. And the badgers and bees never give me any static about it. From now on, just to be a stinker, I’m going to eat a bunch... More
ATTENTION: show tonight at Black Heart has been moved INDOORS By Seamus O'Sparks on April 16, 2016 — 1 min read ATTENTION: show tonight at Black Heart has been moved INDOORS because of WEATHER concerns!!! Just fyi…it fills up pretty quick inside so might want to arrive early…we can “mess around” in the bathroom… or, you know, talk about our favorite Lord of the Rings character(s)…I like Faramir…and Wormtongue. LET’S TALK SHIRE TALK!!! More
TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2016 — 1 min read TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! We play at 11 pm. The Velvet Hues start the night at 10 pm. Remanon blows minds at midnight. Also, I (Seamus O Sparks) will be reading palms in the bathroom…for free. Yes sir, San Antonio, FREE HAND JOBS IN THE MEN’S ROOM AT 502 BAR TONIGHT!!!... More
Everyday at work people will ask me a question By Seamus O'Sparks on January 26, 2016 — 1 min read Everyday at work people will ask me a question and while I am answering their question they will, often sharply, cut me off and pose another question (sometimes two). Then they’ll ask to use the bathroom and really go to work. That’s when I go outside, take a deep breath, and stare directly at the... More
“This thing just wrote itself” By Seamus O'Sparks on December 18, 2013 — 1 min read You know how, sometimes, people say, “This thing just wrote itself?” Holy COW! I started working on a short story last night. All I could come up with was, “It was a dark and stormy night.” I left the story sitting on my desk. When I woke up this morning-THE STORY HAD WRITTEN ITSELF…I’m totally... More
You know how when you’re in someone’s bathroom By Seamus O'Sparks on August 19, 2012 — 1 min read You know how when you’re in someone’s bathroom and you rifle through their medicine cabinet and you find their medication for attention deficit disorder? Well here’s some free advice: When the pill vial says do not exceed the recommended dosage, man you’d better not exceed the recommended dosage… More
I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2012 — 1 min read I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night. It was at a place called The Dusty Ogre. It’s my favorite hang out y’all. I can say things there like, “Crack is whack” and “Get you some!” And people get it, you know? So in walks this chubby woman with an... More
Did you all know that after every show the Chasca boys go unwind at Taco Billy’s By Seamus O'Sparks on July 30, 2012 — 1 min read Did you all know that after every show the Chasca boys go unwind at Taco Billy’s? We get tasty taco’s with all the toppings from Taco Billy’s. Sometimes we get their isolated pickles and liquiqueso. Mmmmmmm boy, we can just taste those fresh Taco Billy’s hand slapped farm swiped taco fillings. And Taco Billy’s is... More
I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2011 — 1 min read I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy. It’s about this guy that goes to Notre Dame and plays football. I cried and cried and cried and the whole bar laughed at me and I got sick to my stomach and hid in the bathroom. It was like losing my... More