27 Questions

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read

  1. Favorite smell? Perineum
  2. Last time you cried? I’m crying now
  3. Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts
  4. Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid
  5. Did you go to college? I was enrolled
  6. Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything
  7. Roller coasters? Roller boogie
  8. Favorite ice cream? Grape
  9. Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine
  10. Shorts or jeans? Short shorts
  11. What are you listening to? Urban Cowboy is on in the background-Bud just told Sissy to bring him a beer
  12. Favorite color? Your face
  13. Tattoos? Too trendy
  14. Piercing? Too pedestrian
  15. Color of hair? Generic brown
  16. Color of eyes? Bloodshot
  17. Favorite food? Boneless toes
  18. Favorite holiday? Winter
  19. Beer or wine? While I’m driving wine, but definitely beer when I wake up
  20. Night owl or morning person? Both-afternoons can suck it
  21. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday because that means it’s only one more week until Wednesday
  22. Do you have a Nickname? I’ve been called “the defendant” a number of times
  23. Pictures on your wall? Either pornographic or what came with the frames
  24. Most proud of? This post
  25. Favorite Music? Classic rock when used in car commercials
  26. Shot a gun? I’ve shot my life to hell on a few occasions
  27. Dog or cat person? Cat-dogs are too sentimental
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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.