Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 11, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend. Since we’re going to be hugging the Mexican border I’m gonna’ need some extra scratch, you know, just in case I gotta’ jam. Does anybody want to buy some nude pix of Christine McVie? Taken during the Tusk era (not by me) very ripe! Message me if you’re interested and we can work out a deal.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.