Today is Ash Wednesday

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 13, 2013 — 1 min read

Today is Ash Wednesday. Happy Ash Wedenesday!!! So as I understand it, after going apescat for the Mardi Gras, today is when the fun stops. And I think this is the day when, after you wake up, if you see your shadow then you get six more hours of sleep. Ash Wedensday!!!!!!

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.