My cat gnawed his leg off last night! He did it in his sleep. What’s worse, when he ran out of his leg he started on mine. Bad cat! He gnawed off my big toe. My favorite piggy. Now I can’t jump around and flail about. ZUT! I tried to replace my big toe with a “fun size” milky way bar, but then I had a fat kid sucking on my delectable digit-which was fine except for at the bank-where they kicked me out of there toute-de-suite and called me awful names like, “Dragon Man.” So I sent the fat kid away but gave him the rest of the milky way. So I remain, toeless and weeping.
My cat gnawed his leg off last night!
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